- You tell your dog to fetch today's newspaper and he brings it back in ONE PIECE!

- You don't have to take her on walks; she can walk herself.

- You go out to dinner and come back to find your house cleaner than it was before: The dishes done; Your bed made and a slice of lemon in the toilet bowl!

- You ask him ,"Who's a good boy?" and he replies "Me".

- Your dog doesn't eat your homework; he does it.

- Your dog goes to Training School only to drop out a week later to "pursue her doggy dreams" and ends up getting seven doctorates in Neuroscience!

Received from Saasmita Guruvayurappan.

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