Just because you can say a word doesn't mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.
I realized it was a "double aunt Andre"... - double entendre
You "minus well" do it - might as well
Asbestos has great "fire rodent" properties - fire retardant
I would like to "perches" that - purchase
He threw his "boom a range" - boomerang
My nephew has two great "pier knees" dogs - Pyrenees
some guy from "ballet parking" stole something from my car - valet parking
I'll give you an "in death review" - in-depth review
She is about to hit "meta pause" - menopause
Oh the "ironing" - irony
If the "zombie eclipse" was happening... - zombie apocalypse
Me and "ellen the generous" when I go on her show... - Ellen DeGeneres
Nothing but "milk toast" opinions - milquetoast
I have reached "end lighting ment" - enlightenment
That is very "app lickable" to the situation - applicable
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