I visited my doctor and told him I had begun to have to get up two or three times a night to pee, and that last night I didn't get up in time.

He asked me if there were any significant changes in my life style. I replied, "No."

He asked if I did much drinking before going to bed. I replied that for years I have had a glass of warm milk to help me sleep before going to bed.

He said, "That is your problem. You have become Lactose Incontinent."

Received from Ray Bingham.

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