Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.

"See that over there? What is that?" asks the first crow.

The second crows takes a long look and then says, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it?"

"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?" replies the first crow.

"Look at its hands," says the second crow. "It's not holding a mobile phone."

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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