After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your family didn't celebrate Christmas."

Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did! We all held hands and danced around the cash register singing 'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'

Received from JASON CHAULK.

For subscription and other information, go to our web page at http://GCFL.net, or send email to info@gcfl.net.