Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the hell is my roof?"

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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