Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

When all else fails there's always delusion.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study, "Duh."

Scientists say they're getting closer to developing a pill to replace exercising. Americans heard this and said that it better come in cool ranch flavor.

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

Nietzsche famously said "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." But what he failed to stress is that it almost kills you.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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