It's been said that anyone can become president of the United States. Jefferson did it. Nixon did it. Truman did it. Apparently any Tom, Dick, and Harry can be president! (Richard Lederer)

Two attractive female birds were showing off in front of some males. Both had spent two hours at the hairdresser, but it was the curly bird that got the perm.

How would you rearrange the letters in the words new door to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

Answer : One Word

A friend's daughter, Callie, had enrolled in a Spanish class taught by a Hispanic teacher. "I'm not familiar with that name," he said. "Does it start with a K?" She replied, "C." Ever since, he has spelled her name "Kallie."

Today a riot broke out at the Grand theatre, Wolverhampton, England during the performance of a pantomime held on behalf of Paranoids Anonymous. The trouble started when someone shouted: "He's behind you!"

Received from Stan Kegel.

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