There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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