A Christian starts to pray to God. He says, "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God replies, "It's as a second my son."

The the man says, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God says, "It's as a penny, my son."

The man says, "God, can I have one of those pennies?"

God says, "Just wait a second, my son."

Received from Kevin Rayner.

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