An employee approached his boss and asked for a raise. "Well" began the head man, "business is bad now, Frank and I just can't afford to give you a raise."

"But I'm doing the three men's work and I always have..." retorted Frank.

"Three men's work?" exploded the boss. "Tell me who the other two are, and I'll fire them!"

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