Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.

"Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton.

Received from Pastor Tim.

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