Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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