One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

I always advise people never to give advice.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'

It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

[He] saw that a peculiar expression had come into his nephew's face; an expression a little like that of a young hindu fakir who having settled himself on his first bed of spikes is beginning to wish that he had chosen one of the easier religions.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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