I went to the bathroom at a restaurant today and was extra careful.

I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow and when I returned to my table I realized...

I forgot to pull up my pants.

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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