The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white collar crime too."

"Well, that's a relief." sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading. What about you?"

"Oh nothing fancy like that for me," grinned the convict. "I just killed a couple of priests."

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