A bunch of pastors were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards.

"That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!"

"How can you tell?" Phillips asked.

"Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"

Received from Pastor Tim.

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