A college professor outlined, at length, the nature of a rather brutal mid-term exam. He concluded his remarks by asking if anyone had any questions regarding the exam. For more than several minutes, the class sat in stunned silence, as each one wondered if anyone could pass such a test.

Finally one brave soul asked, "Do you accept bribes?"

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