Sunday school teacher Ms. Brown had a class of five-year-olds. She began the lesson by saying, "Today we are going to study about Peter. Can anybody tell me who Peter was?"

A little lad in the back of the group raised his hand.

"Oh, how nice," Ms. Brown said. "Billy knows. Billy, please come up front and tell the class who Peter was."

Billy quickly came to the front and said with great pride in his voice,

"I fink he was a wabbit."

Received from Timothy Anger.

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