The word "aerobics" came about when the gym instructors got together and decided that if they were going to charge by the hour, they can't call it "jumping up and down".

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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