* Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "slow down" and she said, "What... does.... yield... mean?"

* Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.

* Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said, "Press any key to continue," she couldn't find the "any" key.

* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

* Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF - toes go in first.

* Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

* Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.

Received from Fran Cole.

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