"Didn't you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?" asked the policeman.

"No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt," replied the woman.

Received from Steve Sanderson.

For subscription and other information, go to our web page at http://GCFL.net, or send email to info@gcfl.net.