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As they wait for the bus, Mother tells little Johnny to say he's 4 years old if the driver asks, so he can ride for free.

As they get into the bus, the driver asks Johnny how old he is.

"I am 4 years old," Johnny replied.

"And when will you be six years old?" asked the driver.

"When I get off the bus."

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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