Dogbert: "Here in the 'Dogbert Institute for Advanced Thinking,' I have devised a plan for ending poverty. My plan is to wait until there are so many talk shows on television that all the people with wretched lives can be paid guests."

Dilbert: "What about the poor people who don't want to be on talk shows?"

Dogbert: "We'll get the stragglers on 'Cops.'"

Received from Keith Sullivan.

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