A man meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

"How did you get the peg-leg?" the man asks.

"We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. A shark bit my leg off," replies the pirate.

"Wow! What about your hook?" the man asks.

"We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut off my hand," replies the pirate.

"Incredible! What happened to your eye?" asks the man.

"A seagull dropping fell into it," replies the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull's dropping?" the man asks, incredulously.

The pirate shrugged. "Yeah, it was my first day with the hook."

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