I am a Minister of Music in a Southern Baptist church, and we were singing "There Is A Balm In Gilead" one Sunday morning.

A kid on the front row made a bee-line for the back door all of a sudden, right in the middle of the song! When the usher stopped him to ask what all the commotion was about, the lad was heard to say:

"If there really is a Bomb in Gilead, I sure don't wanna be here when it goes off!"

Received from Doug Graves.

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