There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.

There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

Received from Moshe & Eppie.

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