A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette signed up with a tourist group and chartered a double-decker bus to go to London. There were only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top of the bus available when they boarded. They decided to take turns riding in the top and flipped a coin to see who got the first turn. The blonde won the toss.

A couple of hours later it was the redhead's turn, so she walked up the stairs and saw the blonde sitting there scared half to death. She was clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles were white.

"What's going on?" the red head asked. "We're having a grand old time down below."

The blonde replied, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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