My wife had just bought a five-year-old car. The first time I drove it, I told her something seemed to be wrong with the suspension.

I parked the car and then proceeded to give it a "shock test." I clasped one hand over the other, squared my shoulders, pushed down with all my weight on the corner and quickly released it to see if it bounced more than once. I repeated this several times.

A pedestrian standing behind me observed, "I doubt that even CPR could start that car."

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