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Wise Advice From Kids
Sent Friday, August 21, 2026

"Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored." - Elissa, 9

"Good food always comes with a toy." - Ryan, 6

"Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should." - Joaquim, 7

"Don't dry the dog in the microwave." - Brittany, 5

"If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy." - Daniel, 7

"You can't eat soup with a fork." - Mel, 4

"Don't pick your nose when you're finger-painting." - Xiang, 8

"Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet." - Bob, 11

Received from Molly's Quotes of the Day.


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