A Sunday School teacher asked her pupils to name things they were thankful for. One bespectacled boy said he was thankful for his glasses.

"Any special reason?" the teacher asked.

"Yes, Ma'am," he replied, "they keep the boys from hitting me and the girls from kissing me."

Submitted by B. B.

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