What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin diving.

How do you start a firefly race?
On your mark, get set, glow.

Which ant is an army officer?
Sergeant.

What goes tick-tock croak, tick-tock croak?
A watch frog.

Which bug gobbles up trash?
The litterbug.

What famous baseball player drives bugs batty?
Mickey Mantis

Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
Because he felt jumpy.

What would happen if a rhinoceros swallowed a frog?
It might croak.

Why did the frogs cross the road?
To get a Croak-a-cola.

Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital.

How do bees make money?
They sell their honey!

How do robins get in shape?
They do worm-ups.

What do you call a rabbit who has never been out of the house?
An ingrown hare.

What well-known animal drives all over the road?
A road hog.

Why was the little mosquito up so late?
He had to study for his blood test.

What extra job did the snake do on rainy days?
He works as a windshield viper.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding moose?
Flatman and Ribbon.

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