"Please, doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

"Don't worry; put some salve on it."

"I will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

"No, you don't understand! Put some salve on the place where you were stung."

"Oh! That was in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."

"No, no! I mean on the part of your body that the bee stung."

Man still screaming in pain: "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts!"

"Which one?"

"How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

Received from Richard G Wimer.

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