[GCFL-discuss] whales

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I've had teachers like that too.

For the record, the Bible (at least the Jewish Bible; I can't vouch for any
other) does not say a "whale".  It says "a big fish".  A whale is not a
fish.  Fish do routinely swallow smaller fish.  so there's no problem.

Zvi


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
 
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
 
When the teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?", the
little girl replied, "Then you can ask him."
 
Received from Janet Price.
 
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Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They
still are!
 
A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)
 


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