[GCFL-discuss] Southern sign

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On Fri, Dec 05, 2003 at 11:19:29PM -0600, gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net wrote:
> So what are you?  

I'm a Collard.

- John

-- 
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming
down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to
the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands
up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR,
step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.  The crowd
was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he
reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting
more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was
also near tears by the time he reached the front. When
asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I
was being the Ring Bear."

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