[GCFL-discuss] FW: See for yourself
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Sat Aug 7 12:40:13 CDT 2004
John that was good :) I'm guessing you are not a Democrat?
Jeff
On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 09:22:45 -0500 gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net writes:
> On Thu, Aug 05, 2004 at 09:44:50PM -0500, gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net
> wrote:
> > I almost forwarded it to John Kerry's web site, but I'm sure they
> have
> > someone receiving copies on a regular basis. This kind of stuff
> is
> > heavily used by both sides in elections these days, and generally
> only
> > impresses those already committed to the candidate putting it out.
> The
> > theory is that is may influence one or two percent of undecided
> voters
> > also. If Rudy Guliani said the sun was shining, I would grab a
> raincoat
> > before stepping out the door to look for myself. Most undecided
> voters
> > don't make up their mind until the day of the election, and I kind
> of
> > think their decision then is based on "what kind of mood am I in
> now?"
>
> You're probably right...
>
> Hey, here's something I received that I thought all of you
> might enjoy. I probably won't use it for GCFL because I
> almost never send political jokes out since they seem to
> upset as much as they bring laughter.
>
>
> Subject: Senior for Kerry
>
> I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I
> had an extremely well paying job. I took numerous
> vacations and had several vacation homes.
>
> Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire
> life change for the worse.
>
> I lost my job.
> I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
> I lost my homes.
> I lost my health insurance.
> As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and
> became homeless.
>
> Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me
> living like an animal, instead of helping me, they
> arrested me!
>
> I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in
> the next election.
>
> I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that
> a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. GW
> Bush has to go.
>
> I just thought you would like to know how one senior
> citizen views the Bush Administration.
>
> Thank you for taking time to read my letter.
>
> Sincerely,
> Saddam Hussein
>
>
> - John
>
> --
> I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
> whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me...
> They're cramming for their final exam!
>
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