[GCFL-discuss] A healthy lifestyle

[gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net]

     Who sent this as well?
 Jeff
On Tue, 25 May 2004 16:14:38 -0400 gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net writes:
> A healthy lifestyle
> 
> 
> Sam and Esther were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty
> years.
> Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they
> watched
> their pennies.  Though not young, they were both in very good 
> health,
> largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise 
> for
> the
> last decade.
> 
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare
> vacation and
> their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
> 
> They reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to 
> show
> them
> inside.   He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold 
> and
> fine
> silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master
> bath.
> And their favorite clothes hanging in the closet.   They gasped in
> astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven.   This will be your
> home
> now."
> 
> Sam asked how much all this was going to cost.  "Why, nothing," 
> their
> companion replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven."
> 
> Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship 
> golf
> course,
> finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth.
> 
> "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.
> 
> "This is heaven," the companion replied.  "You can play for free,
> every
> day."
> 
> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, 
> with
> every
> imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to
> exotic
> deserts, free flowing beverages.   "Don't even ask," said their
> companion to
> Sam.   "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."
> 
> The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Esther. "Well, 
> where
> are
> the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?"
> 
> "That's the best part," the companion replied.  "You can eat and 
> drink
> as
> much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or
> sick.
> This is Heaven!"
> 
> Sam pushed, "No gym to work out at?"
> 
> "Not unless you want to," was the answer.
> 
> "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."
> 
> "Never again.  All you do here is enjoy yourself."
> 
> Sam glared at Esther and said, "You and your bran muffins!  We 
> could
> have
> been here 15 years ago!"
> 
> 
> _______________________________________________
> GCFL-discuss mailing list
> GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net
> http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss
> 
> 

________________________________________________________________
The best thing to hit the Internet in years - Juno SpeedBand!
Surf the Web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER!
Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today!