[GCFL-discuss] Funny headlines

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

This is more of a stretch, but Juno's teasers from USA Today continue:

Venus grinds out win
 • Iran's new leader suspected in '89 attack
 • Idaho girl found; brother believed dead 
 • NOW adjusts agenda on heels of O'Connor decision

OK, does this mean that Iran's new leader is a woman named Venus
O'Connor, originally from Idaho, who is suspected of being part of an
attack in '89 (was that the embassy or Ruby Ridge?), and in any case, her
brother is dead and NOW is adjusting its agenda?

I know, not as good as the first one.

Siarlys