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> Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to
> work at McDonald's.
> 
> Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to
> do.
> 
> Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
> 
> Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
> 
> Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
> 
> Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate.
> 
> Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together
> kitchen cabinets.
> 
> Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a
> living.
> 
> Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
> 
> Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does.
> 
> Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag
> was full of loot.
> 
> Misty \mis'-tee\: How some golfers create divots.
> 
> Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: two physicians.
> 
> Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the
> Eiffel Tower.
> 
> Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm.
> 
> Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with.
> 
> Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of
> the TV.
> 
> Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring.
> 
> Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife.
> 
> Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size
> six.
> 
> Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does.
> 
> Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of
> those, like, submarines, man.
> 
> Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a
> government.
> 
> Received from jan hughey.
> 
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