[GCFL-discuss] Fw: Fw: Billy Graham FUNNY

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A friend of mine who overcame post-polio syndrome for 18 years, then
finally had to stop working when her muscles gave out for the second
time, now has found a new purpose in life sending stories like this. It's
very good.

Siarlys

Subject: Billy Graham
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and
when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to
his home. 
  As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the
driver. You know' he said, I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while? The driver said,
"No problem, have at it." 
Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A
short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed
trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The
trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol
car to begin procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was
driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and
called his supervisor. 
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I
also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to
know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."
The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"   The young trooper said,
"No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, it's the
president." The young trooper said "No, he's even more important than
that."   The supervisor finally asked,   "Well then, who is it?" 
The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy
Graham for a chauffer!" 
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