[GCFL-discuss] thoughts about our diet

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

THE AMERICAN DIET

1.  The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2.  The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3.  The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4.  The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5.  The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Carla