[GCFL-discuss] joke
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Mon Mar 27 13:51:53 CST 2006
> Frank wrote:
>
> What is another word for a 'fortune-telling male bovine'?
I don't believe in fortune-telling, so to me it's
"unbelieve-a-bull".
Predict-a-bull?
Foresee-a-bull?
jp
--
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had
learned in Sunday School. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us
how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the
Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and
all the people walked across safely. He used his
walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call in an air
strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all
the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that REALLY
what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well,
no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd
never believe it!"
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