[GCFL-discuss] An Act of God?

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

Forward by Siarlys

Subject: FW: RE: Act of god?

The preacher's wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and
discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family
expanded,
so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss 
the preacher's salary. There was much
yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional
children were costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd,  "Having
children is an act of God!" Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her
frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get
too much, we wear rubbers."
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