[GCFL-discuss] creation

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

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jp


On 11/21/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List
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> This just came by my desk.  Thought you folks might like it.
> greenBubble
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> 	G-D is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to Him, "G-d, we
> don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create
> life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the
> beginning."
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> 	"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies G-D.
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> 	"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into
> the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
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> 	"Well, that's interesting...show Me."
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> 	So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the
> soil.
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> 	"No, no, no..." interrupts G-D, "get your own dirt."
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