[GCFL-discuss] Fwd: You Think You've Got It Bad

[Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List]

I can't send this to the main list, but I don't mind upsetting you guys!
;-) - John

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From: dadiodio

Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card
bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum let our kids
worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, he
has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no
longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. He has
also gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with
people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.
Finally, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with
him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you
help?
Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,
Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White
House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything. You
can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more
years.
Abby
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