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Life Insurance
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 2, 2014
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Rating: 4.15/5 (124 votes)
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Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of an insurance policy with the clerk at the insurance agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today for a million dollars, and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?"

The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied, "Probably a life sentence."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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