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Police House Calls
Date: Sent Friday, May 29, 2015
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Rating: 4.24/5 (145 votes)
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My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple and the problem was quickly resolved.

On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the front door.

Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say.... "If you have any more problems, we'll be in your closet."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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