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|Good, Clean Funny of the Day||Tuesday, May 24, 2016|
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 24, 2016
|Rating: 3.46/5 (52 votes)
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As Morris and his wife, Sherry, were planning a vacation, they ended up in an argument, "It's 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!"
Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how it's pronounced!" he replied. And so it went all the way to the vacation... As they
got off the airplane, they passed a man.
Morris abruptly stopped the wife and turned to the man to ask, "Now that we're on the island, you can settle an argument between my wife and me. Is
this 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii'?"
"This is Havaii," the man replied. "Ha!" the husband gloated to his wife. "See, didn't I tell you never to argue with me?"
As they began to walk away, Morris turned back and gave the man a hearty, "Thank you!"
"You're velcome!" he called back.
Received from Marty's Joke of the Day.