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Friday, July 3, 2009

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Do Not Touch! Date: Sent Friday, July 3, 2009 Category: None Rating: 3.72/5 (176 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!" Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box. Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch! Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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