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Gene Perret Date: Sent Friday, May 9, 2025 Category: None

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An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.