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Chicago Police Report Date: Sent Wednesday, March 5, 2008 Category: None

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Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith's house was egged.

Chicago police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Lovie Smith's house last night.

The report stated: "An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Smith's house, three eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, two eggs hit the houses of each of his next-door neighbors, and the remaining three eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them. Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering Bears quarterback Rex Grossman as the primary suspect."

(For those who don't know, Grossman hasn't been playing too well of late.)

Received from Steve Sanderson.