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Dude Ranch Date: Sent Wednesday, December 16, 2009 Category: None

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My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn't. She replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.