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Sign the Tweedy
Date: Sent Monday, July 4, 2011
Category: Fourth of July
Rating: 2.02/5 (145 votes)
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/* Have a safe and happy 4th of July America! */

In answer to the question, "Give reasons why you would or would not sign the Declaration of Independence if you lived at the time of the signing" given to a group of fourth grade students:

1. I would not want to be shot, killed, I wouldn't want to pay taxes and be treated the way the colonies where being treated the king of England was the meanest the foulest person on earth.

2. I would sign that tweedy because, if we did not sign the tweedy this would happen the world would be cruel and maybe if we did not win the war there would only be 49 stats or even 48 or 47.

3. If the war was over and we lost then a little part of America would not be ours.

4. And another thing if we did not sign that tweedy then we wouldn't be learning the declaration of independence and would have never learned about that any tweedy in the first place.

5. Now this is the main thing if we did not sign that thing then there would be no state but most important no freedom!!!

Received from Kent Wilcox.


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